She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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