i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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