Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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