You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Terrible idea I love it
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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