We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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