were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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