I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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