i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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