Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Fuck appropriateness.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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