I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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