Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
4 words: hood of his car
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Never underestimate the power of titties
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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