so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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