it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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