your room smells of hookers.
And success
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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