i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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