Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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