oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i think i have two assholes
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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