All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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