dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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