how hairy? two words: wookie tits
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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