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I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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