god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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