If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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