ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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