so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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