so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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