no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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