with your own penis?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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