What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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