Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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