There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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