i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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