i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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