How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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