I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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