I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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