I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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