Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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