D3 body, D1 cock
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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