She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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