Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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