You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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