If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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