i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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