Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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