I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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