Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just want nice things and good sex
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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