if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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