she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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