So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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