I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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