Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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