You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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