Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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