ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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