i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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