Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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